-Zoz
My Criticism on things...
-Zoz
Zombies, they appear in movies, games, and books. For example, recently a new zombie movie came out on October 2, 2009. Zombieland, It was the best movie I've seen in my life! It had blood, gore, violence and zombies. And when the lady and the girl turned on the electricity for the amusement park they just alerted the horde.
In video games Valve recently released Left 4 Dead 2 which was good. It wasn't the best and they could've made it better. I don't know what it is but there is something missing. They did add more guns (my favorite is the combat shotgun! It's banned in 23 states the label says in the gunshop), melee weapons (my favorite is the Katana. Slicing their heads off can't get any easier), more special infected and more, longer, maps. What I don't get is that there aren't that many zombie games out there.

Zombie books, there are very, very, very few books on zombies (maybe 200 or less) but if you find one then you are lucky. I have only one book about zombies.

It is very cool, it tells you how to survive a zombie outbreak (1-5 different types), read a little bit of it if you see it at a bookstore or library.
People don't understand how cool zombies are. I mean it's a person whose brain is rotted and has a compulsive craving for flesh and meat. Zombies are the best thing that has happened to the world besides video-games!



You head out towards Hyrule Castle to send a letter to princess Zelda (I think but if it's wrong please feel free to correct me). But first you have to obtain a sword and shield that you can easily obtained by the shop (shield) and in a small field in front of your house (sword, you have to go through a hole to get to the maze).
You go into the Great Deku Tree to kill the evil inside him and you recieve in return, your first spiritual stone (you WILL need this)!

Once you obtain those two you head out with your fairy, Navi, to Hyrule Castle. Your friend, Saria, gives you the fairy ocarina and you walk away.Once you get there you have to sneak past security in order to talk to the princess. She tells you about Ganon and you see him bowing to the king of Hyrule. She tells you that he's going to destroy Hyrule and the Royal Family. She also tells you that you must equip the Master Sword that fends evil that is now in the Temple of Time on the right of Hyrule Market(->).
To get into the blocked part of the time chapel you have to get the 3 spiritual stones, they are in Kokiri village, The great Deku Tree, The Mountains, Dodongo's Cavern, and in Zora's Domain, within Jabu-Jabu (Princess Ruto is missing!).
Once you have all 3 spiritual stones you go to The Temple of time and you obtain the Master Sword. You turn 10 years older and you are in the future Hyrule (7+10=17). You need to obtain the 8 medallions inside the temples (Oh My Freakin' Gosh! I had to beat ALL of that!!)

Shadow Temple
Once you find All of the medallions you fight Ganon and then Ganon comes back in beast form (D:), knocks out your Master Sword and attacks. Use the Megaton hammer to hit his tail and kill him. You have saved Hyrule!

Ok, well if you see this at a garagesale or anywhere, buy it! You will love it! They made it for Gamecube and Nintendo 64 so if you have any of those consoles and you see the game for sale, you need to buy it 'cause it's very cool!
-Zoz
Lol Cats Are The Best!
