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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Avatar



Avatar, not the one with the kid and the four elements and the tats on his body, but the one with tall blue people. This movie is really cool! It's about this marine called Jake Sully, and his twin brother, Tony, died. His brother was supposed to participate in a program on a planet called Pandora in the Pandora colony. The program is about the human mind controlling one of the Na'vi, which is called the human's "Avatar". Jake Sully, instead of Tony, is participating in the program to research and learn the ways of the Na'vi. What the people in the program is trying to do is mine these rocks called unobtanium that are highly valuable, and sell them.


Under The Home Tree, where the Na'vi live, has a large deposit of unobtanium. The Pandorian air is harmful to breathe so they have to wear these special masks that give them air. The Na'vi refuse to give up their Home Tree even though they were threatened by the Pandorian colony. The pandorian colony gives Jake three months to convince the Na'vi to abandon their Home Tree before they tear it down. An epic battle decides which race survives.


-Zoz

Friday, December 18, 2009

Lol Cat!

Dec. 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Zombies



Zombies, they appear in movies, games, and books. For example, recently a new zombie movie came out on October 2, 2009. Zombieland, It was the best movie I've seen in my life! It had blood, gore, violence and zombies. And when the lady and the girl turned on the electricity for the amusement park they just alerted the horde.








In video games Valve recently released Left 4 Dead 2 which was good. It wasn't the best and they could've made it better. I don't know what it is but there is something missing. They did add more guns (my favorite is the combat shotgun! It's banned in 23 states the label says in the gunshop), melee weapons (my favorite is the Katana. Slicing their heads off can't get any easier), more special infected and more, longer, maps. What I don't get is that there aren't that many zombie games out there.








Zombie books, there are very, very, very few books on zombies (maybe 200 or less) but if you find one then you are lucky. I have only one book about zombies.






It is very cool, it tells you how to survive a zombie outbreak (1-5 different types), read a little bit of it if you see it at a bookstore or library.





People don't understand how cool zombies are. I mean it's a person whose brain is rotted and has a compulsive craving for flesh and meat. Zombies are the best thing that has happened to the world besides video-games!




You've Been Colada'd! Taco Bell!



I love this commercial! So go out there and get a taco(or pina colada!)!!
I give thanks to ozonatedman for uploading this video!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time












Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

The coolest, longest, most adventurous game I've ever played in my life. Yeah it's old, but it's very good game It has an excellent storyline and good game play. You start out as a green clothed boy (Link not Zelda. Zelda is the Princess) in a village,Kokiri village, and you start having bad dreams about a bad man named Ganon who wants to destroy Hyrule (the land). You eventually find out that you have a better destiny than be a lonesome orphan in a village with small people.



You head out towards Hyrule Castle to send a letter to princess Zelda (I think but if it's wrong please feel free to correct me). But first you have to obtain a sword and shield that you can easily obtained by the shop (shield) and in a small field in front of your house (sword, you have to go through a hole to get to the maze).




You go into the Great Deku Tree to kill the evil inside him and you recieve in return, your first spiritual stone (you WILL need this)!







Once you obtain those two you head out with your fairy, Navi, to Hyrule Castle. Your friend, Saria, gives you the fairy ocarina and you walk away.Once you get there you have to sneak past security in order to talk to the princess. She tells you about Ganon and you see him bowing to the king of Hyrule. She tells you that he's going to destroy Hyrule and the Royal Family. She also tells you that you must equip the Master Sword that fends evil that is now in the Temple of Time on the right of Hyrule Market(->).




To get into the blocked part of the time chapel you have to get the 3 spiritual stones, they are in Kokiri village, The great Deku Tree, The Mountains, Dodongo's Cavern, and in Zora's Domain, within Jabu-Jabu (Princess Ruto is missing!).



Once you have all 3 spiritual stones you go to The Temple of time and you obtain the Master Sword. You turn 10 years older and you are in the future Hyrule (7+10=17). You need to obtain the 8 medallions inside the temples (Oh My Freakin' Gosh! I had to beat ALL of that!!)


Shadow Temple


Once you find All of the medallions you fight Ganon and then Ganon comes back in beast form (D:), knocks out your Master Sword and attacks. Use the Megaton hammer to hit his tail and kill him. You have saved Hyrule!


Ok, well if you see this at a garagesale or anywhere, buy it! You will love it! They made it for Gamecube and Nintendo 64 so if you have any of those consoles and you see the game for sale, you need to buy it 'cause it's very cool!

-Zoz





Tuesday, December 15, 2009

They take to the skies... hilarious!

Lol cats...

Lol Cats Are The Best!
So, Every Friday i'm Going To Upload A Lol Cat picture That I Find The Funniest!
This Is The First Lol Cat (I Think) That Started The Lol Cat Thing.

-Zoz





Monday, December 14, 2009

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2




CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2

The coolest game I’ve ever played in my life (besides Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)! It has guns, violence, and close-encounter fighting/stabbing, cussing and best of all, big armored vehicles with big guns. What can entertain the world more than Modern Warefare2?!

It has online multiplayer so that you can PWN your friends or other jerks that kill you by friendly fire saying my bad and calling you names (just say “Then why am I PWNing you?”). Single player has of course single player; you can go through levels where it gets harder every time like you are chasing this guy down an alley and they tell you to go for a non-lethal shot (I shot him in the back :D) which is the leg. At the beginning you start out as a guy in the army and you have to shoot targets and learn all the basics. Let me not spoil it for you.

It also has, Spec. Ops which you can team up with a buddy, dad, mom, uncle, aunt, cousin, brother, sister, cat, dog, parrot, and frog to go through a series of levels that of course get harder every time. It has Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, and Echo. Alpha is good for beginners and you can come back to it on veteran with ease. Like Suspension, it’s a very cool level once you beat it. ***Here’s a strategy tip if you already have it; before you start get weapons with a scope on it. Get a rifle and a machine gun with a scope (very useful don’t turn this weapon down!) and before you start you see a van on the left. Now the terrorist come from the left and right so have your partner go to the right of the bridge. DO NOT go past the van on the left or else that will trigger the enemies to come. Once you and your partner are satisfied with your weapons, go and get your machinegun with scope (not red-dot sight) and look down the right or left side of the bridge and advance. Once you see enemies dropping in eliminate them and then do the same when you pass the taxi cab on your left (<-).

There is a gas truck that still has gas. If enemies still get past your elimination line (they won’t if you do the trick right) take cover and throw a frag grenade under the truck from far back. Now if it exploded under the truck it should ignite the gas tank (for the truck not the big one), the front of the truck should be on fire so start shooting the big tank and it will explode. If you stand to close it will incapacitate so make sure you are behind the taxi cab or somewhere else behind you.

The bridge will start to tilt after you pass the gas truck, don’t panic, you will live. Go over the obstacles and then you will go above the broken bridge where you will fight a lot more of enemies (on veteran). Obtain the RPG and shoot the cars so that they will explode and kill your enemies. Then get behind the small barricade and lay down. I know it might not be the best Idea but trust me this will help. Go to the edge of the barricade where you will be elevated by the sidewalk, get your sniper out and start the slaughter. For your partner get him/her to go to the other edge to where you can barely peek out.

Save your grenades for this part. Feel free to throw flash bangs and stun your enemies. While they are stunned get up and pick ‘em off one by one.

On Bravo there is a level called Big Brother, It is difficult. Here is my strategy that my dad and I use to survive it.
When you start out run out of that ditch and DON’T take cover. It sounds crazy but with your buddy hailing lead onto your enemies, you’ll be fine. On the left there are about 3 enemies that are probably going to annoy you if you don’t eliminate them, one has a Striker shotgun and if you kill him you can take his weapon. Once you eliminated them go down the street and get into the garage and let your buddy pummel them.

Get out when he/she gives you the green light or tells you “okay, it’s clear”. Hop over that wooden thing and go to the next garage. Repeat this and keep hiding in the garages. You’ll see an ammo box on the right of the street; go up to it and replenish your ammo. Walk a little in front of the ammo box until your enemies start coming out. Take cover from behind the ammo box and your partner in the helicopter should take ‘em out for you.

Don’t try to take out the entire terrorist wave, they will outnumber you! When you’re taking cover from behind the ammo box 1-3, no more, will try to flank you from the left so be alert. Advance once your buddy gives you the green light to go. On the right you will see 3-6, at most, hiding behind the end of the yard where there’s wood stopping it.

Attack and eliminate the terrorist hiding behind the dumpster in the ally (sometimes happens so don’t let your guard down) and go down the ally on the right. Hide behind the last pillar after the side door to that restaurant. Your partner should take out every enemy they see to make this easier for you.
Now head to the “Applebee’s” (that’s what my dad and I call it) and take cover behind the black car and shoot into the restaurant. Now, on your left you will see a yellow car, sprint towards it and don’t stop until you are on the left of the yellow car. Sprint pass the helicopter and hide in FRONT of the cop car (be alert! There are probably enemies hiding behind it). You will see the side entrance to the “Applebee’s” on your left if you are pointed towards the back of the car.

Now, on the left of that car is another door to skip the entire terrorist groupie inside. You are in the kitchen, so on the right are all of the terrorists. On the left (if you are pointed towards the diner part of the Applebee’s) you will see a ladder that will take you to the roof, go up the ladder and fend off the remaining terrorist in the diner coming up the ladder. Your helicopter buddy should come for you (if it doesn’t then you have a glitch in the game), jump on and you will have earned 3 stars.

Bottom line is, if you like guns, violence, strategy, and blow-ups then this is a must-buy game. I give it a 9 out of 10. It could’ve been better but the blood-splatter gets annoying because I have bad vision where it’s hard to concentrate and it throws off my accuracy (that is the other .5). The other thing is, gore, I mean don’t you love lobbing a grenade and then you see limbs fly? I do (that’s the other .5). This is an awesome game and I don’t even like the Call of Duty series until now.

-Zoz

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Naruto...




Naruto, the WORST thing that has ever happened to anime. People think it’s cool because it has ninjas, demons, knives, blood, gore, and weird red glowing auras. But really look at the big picture, Naruto is basically just teenagers that come from a “clan” that are very prejudice about other people “clan gods”, that are hopped up on Mountain Dew, Monster, Jolly Ranchers throwing knives making it look dangerous, and jumping from tree to tree.
Hopefully everyone on the show is diabetic. Naruto is a disgrace to anime. I bet the writers couldn’t come up with anything else ‘cause all of the good ideas are taken up.

Writer 1: “Let’s make an anime about a book that if you write someone’s name in it, they die!”

Writer2: “Uhh. They already made that it’s called Death Note,” (Death note is Awesome!)

Writer1: “Okay… How about these people who find like balls from a dragon that if they find all seven of them they get to make a wish, but like bad guys want to get it to make evil!”

Writer2: “No… That’s called Dragon Ball Z.”

Writer1:”How about NINJAS?!”

Writer2: “Like OH MY GAWD!!!”
So, I think Naruto is the most retarded thing in the whole freakin’ world! Ninjas are cool, but the way the Naruto writers did it, saying ninja is a disgrace to me because Naruto completely killed the ninja theme. Of course this is only MY opinion…

-ZOZ